Spotted an ad spread in a magazine yesterday for a product called "Cosmetic Botox". It featured a photograph of an attractive woman on the left-hand page, and a testimonial on the right. It started off with, "I'd heard about Cosmetic Botox for years. Yet something kept holding me back..."
At which point I wanted to yell, "Would that be COMMON SENSE!??!"
Because personally, I can think of few things as unpleasant as having botulism toxin injected into one's forehead.
Besides, a medical resident just told me the other night that apparently women who get their foreheads paralyzed in this manner (yep, that's how it works!) often go on to develop weird lines in other places on their faces instead.
Sounds great!
