This has got to be the stupidest form of plastic surgery I have ever heard of!
When Jeanette Yarborough decided to give her husband a gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary she wanted it to be special. Really special. She decided that conventional treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him something much more personal — and painful. Her virginity.Well, sort of. Mrs Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.
He did, and after that very expensive moment the ecstatic couple spent a passionate Valentine’s weekend last year having the kind of sex that they had almost forgotten about. Now they are busy telling family, friends and strangers that it is the best money they ever spent and everyone should do it.
Why stop there? Roll the clock back to your virginal days, ladies, in every way! For example, when I was a virgin, acid-washed jeans were in and I had a big ole' perm. We're talking poodle hair. And Reagan was still president. Oh, and big shoulder pads were in, too. Yep, those were the days. Yes, after your hymen reconstruction surgery, what a great idea it would be to slip into a pair of pegged skin-tight acid-washed jeans (if you can bend at the middle post-surgery) and... I hope my parents aren't reading this.
Seriously. People PAY FOR THIS CRAP!?!?
Oh, and the fact that women can pay thousands for this ridiculous surgery but can't get the morning-after pill... grrr...
