(though as Michael said, "not that there's anything wrong with saying that (I too am glad you're not having tom cruise's baby), you're still a freak for suggesting it as a possibility!")
TOM Cruise’s pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes will be reminded to keep her vow of silence during birth — by signs plastered around their home.The couple — following the Scientology tradition of a silent birth — had the posters delivered to their Beverly Hills mansion.
The 6ft placards will be placed so Katie can see them in labour.
One reads: “Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”
This twaddle is because...
Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.
Ah. Time to go watch that forbidden South Park episode again...
