I downloaded an album called Disco Not Disco from Emusic, which included a track called "Sharevari" or "Shari Vari" (depending on who you ask.) It's a bizarre techno number from Detroit, featuring somebody describing this pimptastic denizen of the club scene in a fake-Italian accent.
I just found a YouTube video of people dancing to it back in 1982. It's quite a sight to see, and I love the old-fashioned sounding TV host introducing the number...
