Small child nearly destroyed us today. Now soothing our crushed spirits in The Container Store. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11393196951)
March 2010 Archives
On the other hand, she is promising to do something about "pork" in budgets... Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11340255226)
Whoever came up with the Seder dinner concept probably just did it to fuck with parents of 3 1/2 year olds. #sitstillforanhour?HA!!! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11338634080)
RT @AdamSerwer- Right-wing Jews still not getting the hang of this whole Passover thing: Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11324439553)
Awesome! RT @whitehouse - The Obamas, friends & staff at a Seder in the Old Family Dining Room of the White House Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11283136166)
Tried to watch "The Ten Commandments" tonight. Didn't even make it out of Egypt. All the oiled pecs in the world not enough. Sorry Yul. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11282843889)
So many awful sports cliches, so much clunky prose, so little time... Of course her fans think Palin is "brilliant"... Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11228448165)
Couldn't find items in backpack. Assumed I left them at home. Bought replacements. Found items in backpack. #mybaghastoodamnmanypockets (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11228311167)
Frank Rich: The Rage Is Not About Health Care - Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11212320430)
Wow, this has to be the most ineffective billboard ad ever. What's with the tiny type? Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11150250983)
Whoah - redbox is now selling used DVDs for $7 each. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/11066230749)
Hope they post the audio later. Listen for "Mary". Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10940191517)
OMG this KQED program on bullies is funny and disturbing... Especially the self-proclaimed bully/shrink who keeps interrupting!!! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10939988790)
RT @Atrios: you know who else did a lot of the things hitler did? Hitler. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10936459532)
Nixon was a commie pinko liberal?! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10877696450)
Well, it's been a fun night on the Twitter arguing with idiots. Good night! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10855247855)
OMG, so much spittle flying about from miserable conservatives, think I'd better use my worthless HSA $ to buy a facemask! #HCR (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10852643433)
Oh to be a fly on the wall at the #HCR vote tonight. Imperfect, but historic. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10852145055)
Stay classy. RT @joshtpm Protestors menacing Dem Reps at Congress. Waxman called "crook" "liar". Frank called "faggot" Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10787485528)
Me. At age 41, just now learning that "Teenage Wasteland" is really "Baba O'Reilly". Oh, the embarassment! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10787310710)
Good morning Twitterverse. Boy, am I snotty today!
Hey, what is Twitter for, anyway, if you can't share? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10775422094)
"Clutch Powers"? Sounds like a pr0n star! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10738961940)
At Red Cross CPR class.
(Fellow Tweeters: please do not have a medical emergency near me. I cannot guarantee the quality of service.) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10443100727)
I mean, when your bad driving gets you into an accident, I hope YOU relax too. And have a nice day while you're at it. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10436929029)
Excuse me madam SUV driver exiting Fentons driveway the wrong way - when I point out you're doing something wrong, don't tell me to relax. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10436899086)
Preschool auction is over and I am ZONKED. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10412100425)
In staff lounge, amused to see an Android phone make a cameo appearance in a soap opera on TV... (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10238012581)
Beautiful sunny day. Kid asleep in stroller. Two cyclists rode by; one said to the other "I am in love with Oakland." (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10135379950)
Attention Girl Scouts: start selling Marcona almonds, then we'll talk. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10056892020)
If there is an award for "most frequent user of the word 'actually'", my 3 1/2 year old would win. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10028053905)
(and who are you looking at, dude?!?!) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10001039924)
Just passed a panhandler holding a sign reading "I 8> FAT BOTTOM BCHES". Stay classy, Telegraph Avenue. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/10000938967)
Dude, HUGE protest just went by us on Telegraph and 43rd. Now I hear helicopters. Hope it does some good - dump Prop 13!!! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/9993442846)
Damn you, Cafe Trieste. I need to leave, but you insist on playing one of my favorite albums, Clandestino by Manu Chao... (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/9893534850)
Remind me never to volunteer for a preschool auction again. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/9893345285)






