Tonight, talking to my daughter while getting her ready for bed:
DD: "I'm two, P [her cousin] is four."
Me: "Yes, that's right!"
DD: "Mommy is sixty-five."
Me: [not sure I heard this right] "Mommy is WHAT?"
DD: "Sixty-five."
Me: "And how old is Daddy?"
DD: "Daddy is six."
Me: "So let me get this straight. You're two, P is four, Daddy is six, and Mommy is sixty-five?"
DD: "Yeah."
Me: "Well, that explains why Mommy's so cranky."
