Random: September 2005 Archives

Of cellphones and strange book titles

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I walked past a store selling discounted, remaindered books today, and the front window was full of the title, The Guide to Understanding Iraq for Complete Idiots. Apparently, it's meant to be quite good. But still. The jokes just write themselves, don't they? So I won't bother.

I passed two people who seemed to be operating under a modified theory of the Bugblatter Beast of Traal... that is, if they can't see the person that they're talking to, nobody else can hear their conversation. Sadly, they are mistaken. I nearly turned around to the girl who was loudly asserting to her friend that "I won't assume that I'm on birth control just because I'm on the pill. I can hardly remember to take these things every day. The only reason I'm on it at all is for my cramps..." and forthrightly explaining to her that if you skip too many doses, you'll ovulate, your hormones will be their usual cranky selves, and there goes your cramp prevention strategy. Likewise, the young man telling his bud on speakerphone, "Man, that's hella GAY. That's HELLA GAY!!!" narrowly missed me asking him about the roots of his gender anxiety.

I KNEW there was a reason for two-way pagers... 

I sure felt that!

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A hell of a way to wake up at 4:25 in the morning...

Mother Nature delivered an early morning wake-up call to the East Bay Saturday as a 3.2 magnitude earthquake -- centered in Piedmont -- jolted many residents from their sleep.

There were no reports of damage from the 4.25 a.m. quake that occurred on the Hayward Fault. That fault zone is among the most dangerous in the Bay Area because it runs though Hayward, Oakland and the Berkeley Hills.The shallow point of the quake -- just 3.7 miles below the surface -- was the reason the quake was felt throughout the Bay Area.

Yeah, felt throughout the Bay Area, but especially by us, who live literally around the corner from Piedmont!

Rabbi seeks glass belly button

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Because he's having trouble seeing the big picture with his head so far up his ***.

In addition, though, to being an opportunity for helping others and fixing systems, Katrina should also be a spur, especially for Jews, to individual introspection.

Although the destruction wrought by Katrina affected a broad swath of the Gulf Coast, the city with which the hurricane has become inextricably coupled is New Orleans. Might the venue of the recent tragedy hold some meaning for us?

What occurs, at least to me, is that the “Big Easy” received its nickname from the lifestyle it exemplified, one of leisure and (in the word’s most literal sense) carelessness. The city is probably best known — or was, at least, until now — for the unbridled partying and debauchery that yearly characterized its annual Mardi Gras celebrations.

I cannot and do not claim to know “why” the hurricane took the terrible toll it did; but our inability to understand should not preclude us — those of us who believe in a God who wants us to reflect on and grow from events around us — from trying to respond to the wind-driven wake-up call by asking “what”: What can I do spiritually as a result?

And one message we might well choose to perceive is the need to recognize how belittling to meaningful life is the contemporary culture of recreation and entertainment.

There is no need to go into the crass detail of what passes for pastime in our age. Even those of us who do not own televisions or frequent movie theaters cannot escape the artifacts of our culture’s decadence; they are ubiquitous. The objectification of human beings, their debasement as mere animals and their reduction to skin and flesh saturate the visual arts and popular music, and have bled into other realms as well. Could we not all benefit from critically confronting that fact, from recognizing the toll such reductionism takes on the deepest meaning of our lives? Could we not benefit, in other words, from pointing our fingers at ourselves, the consumers of the crudeness?

There can be little doubt that we could. And that doing so would be — at least from a traditional Jewish perspective — a most fitting reaction to the maelstrom we have witnessed of late.

Yeah. This is the most fitting reaction, as opposed to trying to help people suffering from this disaster? Focus on the smut in one tiny part of the area that got wiped out. Ignore the other possible lessons of this disaster... like, we ignore the poor and our infrastructure at our own peril! Sanctimonious idiot. Feh.

Updated to add: Here's a parody news story in which Pat Robertson makes a similar argument. Parody just can't keep up with reality, can it? And here's another perspective on this essay, far more eloquent than mine.

There's been a lot of fuss over the use of the word "refugee" as applied to victims of Hurricane Katrina that have lost their homes and have to go live somewhere else, perhaps in the Astrodome.

The fuss bugged me more than the word itself, but I had trouble articulating why.

So these guys did it for me.

A major metropolitan area - and that's not even including the small towns and cities strewn across the rest of the affected area - has not simply been damaged, but destroyed. One hundred billion dollars' damage so far. Months of uninhabitability. Years to decades of reconstruction if it even happens. Thousands killed, thousands injured, and one point five million people - half a percent of the American population! - made homeless and strewn to the four winds and most of the continental United States, generally with naught but their lives and a few meagre possessions.

Generally speaking, if this happened to a population anywhere else in the world, we (and the people Howling in Outrage right now) would call them "refugees" without a second thought. There's a reason for that, and it's a simple reason: they are refugees.

"Anywhere else in the world." That's the key here.

The main reason a lot of people are complaining about the word "refugee" isn't because it's dehumanizing, or too generous, or a matter of colour, or whatever. It's because they believe Americans can't be refugees, because that's a term which applies to "other people" instead.

By the way, I'm really enjoying Melissa Etheridge's cover of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers "Refugee." Covers can be dicey, the original was so good, and she can be a little over the top... but somehow, all the elements in this song just work for me. It sounds particularly poignant in the wake of everything that's happened.

This is why I get annoyed with reckless bicyclists

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They CAN kill people.

A bicyclist was charged with manslaughter after he ran through a stop sign and struck and killed a 71-year-old woman, police said Monday.

Jean Calder died at Good Samaritan Hospital after she was struck Friday night as she crossed a street at an unmarked crosswalk, Corvallis police Capt. Ron Noble said.

Christopher A. Lightning, 51, was charged with manslaughter and reckless driving.

"A car and a bicycle are both vehicles and if they are operated in a way that could be criminal, then charges are filed equally in both situations," Noble said. "He was going right through a stop sign."

Latest collection of outrages de jour

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What can I say?

On a lighter note... is it just me, or did anyone else notice that Gavin Newsom had a bit of a Barbara Bush-style silver-foot-in-mouth moment?

From the Chronicle:

Newsom said midday Wednesday that the 100 available units are vacant because qualified families who have been offered them were worried about the area's crime rate. But both Newsom and Housing Authority Executive Director Gregg Fortner, who grew up in New Orleans, expressed doubt that evacuees, if they came to San Francisco, would find its public housing foreign or frightening.

"Let me tell you this with respect. I've seen where a lot of the people were living before. I'll take West Point and Middle Point," Newsom said.

Fortner and Newsom also said the housing developments in question are getting safer. The homicide rate in the area has dropped significantly, Fortner said.

 

The freaks are OUT.

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Update: the posting below is STILL up on Craigslist as of 12:45 p.m., Thursday, September 8. Funny, because their terms of agreement include this:

You agree not to post, email, or otherwise make available Content...

 
From CraigsList today:

THIS IS SO UNAMERICAN /BUT IT SHOWS THAT THE MEDIA IS OF ISRAELI'S INTEREST & RUNNING THIS COUNTRY TO SIDE W/THE DAM JEWS.

 

WHEN THEY HAVE BROKEN EVERY INTERNATIONAL LAWS. WITH THERE ILLEGAL SETTLEMENT THAT WE ARE SUBSIDIZING & PROVIDING WEAPONS TO THE SETTLERS WITH OUR TAX $$$.

 

AND THE AMERICAN MEDIA WANTS TO SHOW US THEIR THE GOOD GUYS.

 

I CAN'T BELIEVE GILLIGAN'S DEATH & KATRINA'S NEWS IS LISTED BELOW ISRAELI NEWS. HERE IN THIS DAM COUNTRY. (SEE BELOW ON YAHOO)

 

• Bush: List for court vacancy is 'wide open'
• Israel approves construction in West Bank
• Use of the word 'refugee' stirs debate
• Katrina orphans' photos posted on web site
• 'Gilligan's Island' star Bob Denver dies at 70

 

Yeah.  I can't believe those West Bank settlements got higher billing than the death of  an actor from Gilligan's Island! Dam Jews! And what is it with all those "levis" failing in New Orleans and causing the city to be flooded? It's a plot, I tell you!

 

WHAT! THE! FUCK!

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Just read this post on DailyKos.

My first diary! This whole week has been so depressing. My Red Cross donation was one bright spot. At least I had done something to help.

Then, after reading dKos and the other blogs all week and seeing over and over again comments that that FEMA and the NG were no where to be seen from the people on the ground in NO, I was wondering where the Red Cross was in all this. They were never mentioned. It was like they didn't exist. And, after yesterday's drama at the convention center, the Brown and Chertoff lies, the Red Cross was still MIA. Then, earlier today, I saw a note that the Red Cross was not allowed to enter NO. Hmm, that's doesn't make sense. This simmered for a couple hours.

So I called the Red Cross and asked them if its true....

And, to my surprise, the nice lady answering the phone said it was true and they told/asked/ordered not to enter NO. She then went right into her spiel about all the other work the Red Cross was doing across the region. I said that's nice, but I still didn't understand why they weren't in NO. To my amazement, she patiently explained it to me. I even called back to verify what she said. This time she asked if I was media, I said no, just a concerned and confused contributor.

So here goes: Homeland Security (her term, not mine) told the Red Cross DO NOT enter New Orleans and says this still now. And why, you may ask? Not Security. Not worker safety. Not lack of access. It was because people would be drawn to the Red Cross food and they wouldn't want to go to be evacuated. So I asked: "The people starving and dying at the convention center yesterday couldn't get Red Cross food and water because they would be drawn to the food at the convention center, where they were, and not want to be evacuated from the convention center where no evacuations were going on or planned and all the while they are dying". (Actually, it was a couple questions.) She went back into her spiel about all of the other good work they were doing. When I asked again, she said yes, that was true. She seem relieved to admit it.

In closing, I asked if she asked this question before since she was very familiar with the answer she gave. She said yes. And I promised another donation. Which they will get after this post.

So, the question for Bushies, why was the Red Cross banned from NO when they knew people were starving? Could it be they were saving the convention center rescue until Bush's visit today? It certainly seems like it. Doesn't it?

Red Cross National Affairs number (202-303-5551)

Couldn't be true, right? And it was on a political blog.

But then I read this. On the Red Cross's website.

Hurricane Katrina: Why is the Red Cross not in New Orleans?

  • Acess to New Orleans is controlled by the National Guard and local authorities and while we are in constant contact with them, we simply cannot enter New Orleans against their orders.
  • The state Homeland Security Department had requested--and continues to request--that the American Red Cross not come back into New Orleans following the hurricane. Our presence would keep people from evacuating and encourage others to come into the city.
  • The Red Cross has been meeting the needs of thousands of New Orleans residents in some 90 shelters throughout the state of Louisiana and elsewhere since before landfall. All told, the Red Cross is today operating 149 shelters for almost 93,000 residents.
  • The Red Cross shares the nation’s anguish over the worsening situation inside the city. We will continue to work under the direction of the military, state and local authorities and to focus all our efforts on our lifesaving mission of feeding and sheltering.
  • The Red Cross does not conduct search and rescue operations. We are an organization of civilian volunteers and cannot get relief aid into any location until the local authorities say it is safe and provide us with security and access.
  • The original plan was to evacuate all the residents of New Orleans to safe places outside the city. With the hurricane bearing down, the city government decided to open a shelter of last resort in the Superdome downtown. We applaud this decision and believe it saved a significant number of lives.
  • As the remaining people are evacuated from New Orleans, the most appropriate role for the Red Cross is to provide a safe place for people to stay and to see that their emergency needs are met. We are fully staffed and equipped to handle these individuals once they are evacuated.

Unbelievable. There is NOBODY running this show. NOBODY at the helm.

And after four years of being told that all this money had to go to "Homeland Security" (I still hate that phrase with all my heart) for our own good... our response to disaster is even WORSE than it was ever before.  If there was an earthquake in California, we'd be on our own. (Think even a 9.0 would jolt President Bush into paying a visit to San Francisco? Nah, only if he wanted to make sure the place was really in a heap of smoldering ruins.) And if there was a terrorist attack now, we'd be goners. All that money went for nothing.

And the Bush administration balked at paying to shore up the levees? To protect the marshes around New Orleans? Well, rebuilding a city from the ground up is going to cost infinitely more. And we'll never get back what was there before.  

What is WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!??! HOW CAN THEY LET THEIR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS DIE LIKE THIS?

Something has to change. It HAS to.  

I got this message at work today:

-----Original Message-----
From: Volunteer Manager [mailto:volunteer@svdp-alameda.org]
Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 2:04 PM
To: sfba_members@lists.ynpn.org
Subject: Spam:[sfba_members] local drop off for hurricane victims


ST. VINCENT de PAUL OF ALAMEDA COUNTY ACCEPTING DONATIONS FOR HURRICANE RELIEF THIS WEEKEND

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Friday, September 2, 2005
Contact:  Danielle Pacifico-Cogan, 510-636-4257

The Society of St. Vincent de Paul of Alameda County has partnered with St. Isidore's Catholic Church in Danville and Dublin Worldwide Moving and Storage in San Leandro to collect donations for distribution to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Michael Tullock of Dublin Worldwide Moving and Storage has generously donated at least one moving truck to transport goods to St. Vincent de Paul of Houston-Galveston, Texas where much-needed supplies will be distributed to refugees fleeing the disaster affected areas as soon as the truck is filled.

The Houston-Galveston St. Vincent de Paul is seeking the following donations:

  • Canned or boxed food including pasta, cereal and dry milk
  • Clothing items and pajamas for children, men and women
  • New underwear and socks for children, men and women
  • Towels, bedding, pillows
  • Personal hygiene items including tooth brushes, toilet paper, diapers, toothpaste, shampoo
  • Transistor radios, batteries, can openers and alarm clocks
  • Toys, coloring books and school supplies

**ALL ITEMS SHOULD BE NEW or GENTLY USED**

Donations will be accepted in Alameda County at the St. Vincent de Paul District Council located at 9235 San Leandro St. in Oakland (1 mile south of the Oakland Coliseum) on Saturday from 9:30 a.m.-4:00 p.m. and Sunday from 9:30 a.m.-12:00 p.m. In the Tri-Valley area, donations may be made to St. Isidore's Catholic Church located at 440 La Gonda Way in Danville from 9:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. on Saturday and 9:00 a.m.-5:00p.m. on Sunday.

"The Society is an international organization with resources which we can bring to bear on the situation without over burdening existing relief efforts," says Philip Arca, Society of St. Vincent de Paul of Alameda County's Executive Director. "This is an excellent partnership opportunity for the Bay Area to send help to those in need in the Gulf Region."

"Help Us Help Others"

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