Random: October 2007 Archives

I saw this perfect, star-shaped hole in this leaf today.

This has to be the scummiest. Or one of them.

Hello

We are giving hope to millions of children who are missing good health,food and education, who needs your help to survive.

UNICEF depends entirely on voluntary contributions for all our work. You can make a difference for children by donation or purchase UNICEF cards and gifts.

But this message calls for your voluntry assistance to act as one of our agent in your state to receive material and financial donations made to Unicef by people within your region.

WHAT YOU CAN DO
If you are willing to partner with us in this humanitarian program, you will furnish us with your personal data to enable us acredit you as our agent.

It might interest you to know that you will be paid for your humble service eventhough your service will not affect your present job in any way.

We will always send a notification email to you whenever there is a donation within your region. All you have to do is to check your email at the end of every day to know if there is any material or financial donation notification within your region.

And when there is donation, We will always furnish you with the information of our office or charity organisation where you will send the donation and how you will send it. You stand to benefit 10% of any financial donation you received on our behalf, and in case of a material donation, we will access the value of the material and also pay you 10% equivalent.

Due to our current program running in surport of Refugees, Motherless babies and HIV/AIDS children in Africa, we have so many outstanding donors but few agents. So if you are willing to contribute to the work of humanity through this medium, kindly get back to us immediately with your personal data for more explaination.

Yours sincerely,
Unicef Management
www.unicef.org

Forwarded today on our neighborhood list...

from Charles Pine's ORPN site:

Well Dressed "Rat Pack" Attacks Bystander

An Oakland resident reports, "Today (Oct. 19, 2007) around noon a group of about 15 teenagers mugged a young woman, knocking her down and stealing her purse. This occurred at the corner of 40th St. and Piedmont Ave. A bystander pursued them, at which point they turned and (essentially) attempted to murder him by gang beating him. They got away. They were described as very well dressed, like Nation of Islam or private school. Police arrived after the fact and did their jobs as best they could, but wouldn't it be nice if an officer was close enough to have been on the spot?"

It's mind-boggling that somebody could get attacked in broad daylight on such a busy intersection on our neighborhood like this.

It's a brilliant tactic, though. Even if there had been a beat cop in the area, how could he/she/they take on 15 people?

This is a slightly new, slightly amusing, twist...

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THE PRESIDENCY
Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja
Direct Security Line 234-808-342-2181
Email: genpeterolucbn2000@i12.com

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am General Peter Olu (Rtd), National Special Adviser to President Aihaji Umar Musa Yaradua Federal Republic of Nigeria I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded it’s seating in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different account.

In this regards we are going to send your contract part payment of 4.1Million USD.To you via our accredited shipping company and I have secured every needed documents to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.

Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me your full house address and your identity such as, international Passport or drivers license and your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Attachй will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your country's airport. I hope you understand me.

Note: The diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my direct phone (234-808-342-2181) email: (genpeterolucbn2000@i12.com) and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate, which will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. Please I need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule to live as soon as we hear from you. Call me immediately.

Congratulations.

Best Regards,
General Peter Olu (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria