(You know I was kidding, right?) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1666841158)
Tweets: April 2009 Archives
Saw VW Passat in TJ's parking lot with "Stereotypes Limit Us" bumper sticker on it. Owner was wild-haired woman all in purple. Bloody hippy. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1666839978)
1918 flu factoid: SF folks told to wear masks with this rhyme: "Obey the laws, And wear the gauze. Protect your jaws from septic paws." (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1666704749)
Oy. Mayor Gavin Newsom may have his virtues, but good taste in interior decorating is not among them. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1632626529)
Oh @traderjoes, why did you discontinue the vegetarian riblets? WhyWhyWhy? My family weeps. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1632606435)
Guess "just ate a great lunch, now walking back from the store before waiting at the airport for my flight." is boring. Who knew? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1631864398)
Chronicle has article about people who tweeted that which should not be tweeted and then regretted it. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1631840505)
"Jolly Green Giant" was playing in Noah's Bagels just now. I think this is Noah's worst offense since adding bacon to their menu... (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1630013552)
Toddler started talking about "Titicaca" at dinner. Really hope she was referring to the lake on the border of Peru and Bolivia. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1626305410)
Toddler just sang "when the wind breaks, the cradle will fall." I think she also called me her "baby mama." (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1604534468)
Just passed by a cable car with a TRAINING sign on it. Rookie driver looked a little nervous... Maybe it was the steep hill ahead of him. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1585526860)
Just got back from the Temescal farmers' market. A booth was selling t-shirts with a picture of President Obama captioned "PILF". Heh. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1559606552)
Great. State unemployment rate the highest since before the Pearl Harbor attacks. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1545244091)
Just saw new "I'm a PC" ad. Scenes of big-box store interior make me break out in a cold sweat. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1539550754)
Fresh Air: Kelly Clarkson? Honestly. Her voice annoys me and "All I Ever Wanted" is a ripoff of Spoon's "I Turn My Camera On." (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1519678705)
Why are helicopters circling our neighborhood? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1501506938)
Watching new Yo Gabba Gabba DVD, toddler said "it's not scary" during Jack Black's dancy dance. (those hip movements were a little scary.) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1492240763)
@rainnwilson, one more... Those F*#$#@! Ukeleles (cover band of Those Darn Accordions - inspired by my husband, who hates ukes) #coverbands (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1479806018)
Oops. how about "Fork!" (Spoon), or "Swings Both Ways" (an AC/DC Lindy Hop cover band, although maybe that's too obscure) #coverbands (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1479361752)
@rainnwilson, how about "Fork!" (Spoon), or "Swings Both Ways" (an AC/DC Lindy Hop cover band, although maybe that's too obscure) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1479348000)
Dooce rocks. That is all. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1474436394)
What a sad, sad story. A reminder not to leave your baby alone in the tub. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1465578249)
Neat project from current students of my grad school - Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1464970323)
Ooh - home organization/storage pr0n! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1449706518)
Neat tutorial on how to draw and color a comic panel on the computer. (one of many cool links found via @guykawasaki) Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1449704936)
Learn how to program for the iPhone via free Stanford podcasts (and a funny dig at Stanford from a Cal grad) Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1443373577)
And more good news - my faffing is making me more productive! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1440452962)
Yay! Feel marginally less guilty about giving my toddler baths now. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1440443211)
This story amused me. Ants have no smell for "I'm not dead yet," apparently. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1436744155)
Toddler just seranaded me with a solo performance of the entire text of "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus". (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1435702226)
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