Toddler just said something that ended with "cock-a-doodle-doo and sing like a cock." She has no idea why that cracked me up. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1966655321)
Tweets: May 2009 Archives
Sitting in Ikea w/toddler who is pretending to read books in Swedish. Kid, if you don't say "bork bork bork" it's not real pretend Swedish. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1966604897)
Toddler said "I like cafes. Cafe's my best friend." I couldn't agree more, kiddo. I couldn't agree more. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1966307132)
Toddler was supposed to be napping, started calling out something that sounded like "Scary whale." Turned out she was requesting "Stereolab" (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1964168544)
Email I got today: "Mimi just informed me that she had 'sauce in her pants'. & indeed she had. see you soon." Where'd she learn THAT?!? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1956017845)
I'd rather pay slightly higher taxes than have this mess. Sadly, our governor, legislators and lots of my fellow voters think different. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1949316120)
Not to mention all the people losing health care and students losing tuition funds. JUST BLOW UP PROPOSITION 13 & THE 2/3 BUDGET REQUIREMENT (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1949304557)
Big Trees State Park to close? ARGH! Link
/20090528/A_NEWS/905280340/-1/A_NEWS06 (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1949294080)
Watching Ben Harper at the Fillmore. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1944078330)
Hey, do my fellow married straight people suddenly feel the need to procreate? More than usual, I mean. (RT @anamariecox) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1929453375)
Sadly, my husband had to point him out to me -- he recognized him first. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1905287988)
Just saw "Mr. Big" on Broadway and Columbus Circle! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1905277178)
Waiting in line at the Shake Shack... Talk about being a glutton for punishment. Worth the wait (weight). Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1896097558)
Realized yesterday that the 2 most embarassing things you can drop from your bag on a NY subway car are a tampon box and a guidebook. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1896069413)
In Madison park playground in NY; a couple girls nearby are on the tire swing singing "I Will Survive" and "Beat It". This is the place. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1877147740)
Tonight, the toddler made me play her Music Together CD. Now am listening to Stereolab. If *I* taught MT, there'd be lots of the 'Lab there! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1855596626)
I voted in the Special Election of Suck and didn't even get a lousy t-shirt or "I voted" sticker. Humph. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1854951634)
Now that we're leaving in 2 hours Seattle has become sunny and warm, as if to lure us into thinking it's always like this. You temptress! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1818678007)
Abruptly yanked back to reality by email about California's special election. What a dog's breakfast of a ballot. Oy veh. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1817408458)
Waiting for the Seattle Monorail, and like thousands before me, have the Simpsons "Monorail" song stuck in my head. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1811930970)
Just got my arm back from toddler. Thank goodness for restless sleepers. Oh the tingling... (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1800599106)
My toddler fell asleep on my arm and I'm afraid to move for fear of waking her. Typing this with one hand. HELP. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1800583860)
Downtown Seattle = breakfast wasteland, but thank goodness for Starbucks. Never thought I'd say that. Perfect food for toddlers + wifi! Yay! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1797098648)
Sheltering from the Seattle rain in Borders. Am shocked to discover comedian Jeff Foxworthy is actually a good kids book author. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1790062367)
My first tweet on the ferry to Seattle. I like big boats and I cannot lie. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1787439261)
I can't resist the rising tide. It's as if a million voices screamed "APPLE SHAMPOO!!!" and were suddenly silenced. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1760788875)
You lured us in with your georgeous deceptively sunny weather; now you reveal your true rainy face. Curse you, British Columbia! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1760748653)
Love the wifi ssids here in Vancouver: Panopticon, Suck It, Imnotcrazyyourcrazy, Love Shack, and William. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1752439793)
Wow. I didn't think the big Longs on 51st could get any slower, but they've reached new levels of sluggishness. HURRY UP!!! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1708232376)
The toddler started saying "How can this be?" several times tonight. Was impressed until I remembered it was probably from a Dr. Seuss book. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1684610226)
Oakland in the NY Times travel section! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1680303075)
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