"I predict a return to blogging as people discover the power of being able to finish a thought" Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2409433650)
Tweets: June 2009 Archives
iPhone restore takes a verrrrrrry loooooong tiiiiime... loooosing consciousnesssssss... (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2399922622)
Whoever designed the digital version of the New Yorker should be sentenced to reading it on an iPhone while being whipped with nettles. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2383948796)
Toddler has spontaneously composed her magnum opus - a little ditty entitled "Don't Bonk Your Head." It's quite something. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2372249849)
Michael Jackson Is Over Capacity by @raeioul Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2360750988)
Noisy smelly old sportscar in front of us has plate reading "HLA LOUD". I'd add: HLA SLOW and HLA LAME. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2354641164)
Consolidated Grieving by @zdarsky Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2354191374)
Study says women are happiest at 28: Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2354101219)
Have you ever heard your not-quite-3-year-old exclaim "Yay, Stereolab!" if not, you really must try it sometime. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2353944141)
Sad, but admit it, could YOU picture a 75-year-old Michael Jackson? RIP... (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2336802528)
Am enjoying Iron And Wine/Calexico's He Lays In The Reins album. Maybe I shouldn't dump eMusic yet. Still finding good stuff. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2316870367)
RT @michaelarick: Co-worker says "It's easy to be judgmental, but have you ever been in love with an Argentinian woman?" (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2314624764)
Healthcare for all! Add your name to public option TV ad! Sign and RT! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2313616887)
RT @human3rror: Overheard: Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging together: "YouTwitFace.com" (via @JeremyRDeYoung) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2311971757)
Tin Blimp #coolbandsmadeuncool (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2304009624)
You honked when you passed me because your point was....? Try not to be a jerk. Kthxbye. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2296969483)
Hey Subaru driver: I honked because you were signaling a turn and just sitting there (and then pulled over without signaling). (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2296954265)
RT @dwanab: I do not like so brief a twit. It disallows one bit of wit. Some say brevity is art. I don't think that is one bit smart. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2290048667)
And in the Central Valley, a huge billboard with a big red cross saying "JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS" and a
Web address. California is weird. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2274960206)
Sign spotted near Murphys:
"YES WE DO
conduct stem cell research
on Gitmo detainees." (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2274937657)
Disappointing. More pressure needed. Newsweek: Obama not living up to transparency promise Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2265907220)
I turned on the radio this a.m. to hear "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen"), the novelty song from 1999. (My 10-year reunion is tonight!) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2242137682)
Seven words: Stephen Colbert interviewing a jar of flies. Hysterical! Why did I stop watching this show again? Clearly I need to prioritize! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2233418092)
Correction!Picked up a cool magazine today called Monocle - www.monocle.com. Attractive design, interesting topics. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2230474775)
Neato! Free book exchange! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2228941613)
Tired because the toddler woke up early yelling at the cat. "NO BOPPERS, NO DO THAT, YOU WOKE UP ME!" (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2218298221)
Great news for Cerrito Theater fans: Berkeley movie theater to the rescue. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2214813097)
Sad but true! LOL. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2214790767)
After a 4-hour CS4 class... I have "Dreeeaaam...weaver... I believe you can help me through the niiii-hiiight!" stuck in my head. Darn 70s! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2211712310)
Now toddler sings "When the wind breaks, the dreidel will fall." (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2166289327)
Aw, HELL NO. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2158095788)
Apparently cropped jackets over tiny ruffled skirts are the fashion. Hellllooooo, 1986. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2158032301)
One of the fashion articles is called "Dress You Up in My Love". The girls reading 17 weren't even eggs when Madonna recorded that song! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2157990540)
Reading an interview with Katy Perry in 17 (someone left it on MUNI). School nickname was "over the shoulder boulder holder". Love it. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2157966020)
Still trying to understand why Pandora thinks Stevie Nicks belongs on my Stereolab station. On what musical planet does this make sense? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2154704860)
Leading through an illustrated hardcover copy of Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything, toddler said "Big book, bad attitude!" (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2132950515)
I would NEVER hire this guy as a consultant. Hey @visibledentist - many dentists respect our president and some are gay - why lose clients? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2118870652)
Listening to Talk of the Nation. Could they not find so-called "pro-lifers" with half a brain or contact with reality? Apparently not. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2093398765)
This Republican Senator's twitter feed iz 2 funny 4 words. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2078152980)
Not excited about paying more/getting less in exchange for access to Kelly Clarkson and other mediocrities.Tiered access pls? #emusicfail (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2072906279)
Wow, BART's new parking reservation system is SO MUCH BETTER than the one they've been using for years. Glad they switched! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2072586575)
I heard something quake-like - but my daughter was watching Finding Nemo (the scary part) so I thought that's what I heard. Nope! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2059003374)
Just had a conversation with a friend in which the phrase "gluten-free penis cake" was uttered. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2009678338)






