Just forced the toddler to watch Jack Black's "Dancy Dance" segment again. It's that good. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/3058228422)
Tweets: July 2009 Archives
4 ways to fix Facebook's design: Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2953548372)
All that I ask of my Twitter followers is that they not try to spam me and not try to show me their "sexy adult pix." is that so wrong? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2944325876)
[InBerkeley]: Erin Rhoades: "Just say No" to save the new downtown Berkeley plan. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2943574312)
AJAX Programming for Toddlers #failedchildrensbooktitles (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2916520924)
So what if Hawaii produced Obama's birth certificate. HAWAII WAS NOT BORN IN THE U.S. EITHER! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2916460280)
Innovative Pizza Box Design Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2905015840)
Seven Word Review of Mama Mia - Wet Dudes Hugging With No Shirts On. (RT @mamaspohr) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2903435606)
The iPhone app I just bought for 99 cents. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2885189521)
To Sen. Dianne Feinstein: Americans can't wait anymore. Health insurance reform must pass this year Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2879767044)
Enjoying Spoon's new EP, St. Vincent's new album... Want Phoenix album too. #musicmonday (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2877276021)
HTTP error or metal band? Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2865627633)
"How about, in honor of the American soldier, you quit makin' things up?" Sounds great, Sarah. You go first! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2864826274)
Please call Sen Feinstein & ask her to support Health Bill. 202-224-3841 Not in CA Use zip @ Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2848168653)
Watching "Potty Power", toilet training propaganda, with the toddler. If Leni Reifenstahl had done one, kid would be out of diapers @ a year (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2837749032)
OH at @ogiconference: Edward Tufte and Ben Schneiderman are helping with the data visualization for recovery.gov. (via @timoreilly) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2833458530)
Radio Alice, I just want to let you know it's OK if you don't play whiny constipated-sounding overearnest singers anymore. Just sayin'. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2830751400)
Now Great America is playing some chick cover of "Eye of the Tiger." Oy. (But earlier one booth was playing Spoon's "I Turn My Camera On".) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2826815289)
Oh, the dreaded Chicken Dance Song. It will be stuck in my head the rest of the day now. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2825638822)
"When you grow up, what will you be? So many jobs, just look and see!" Dora show lyricists may want to consider a rewrite in this econ... (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2825567421)
Toddler looking at coupon book, gets to page with milk discount featuring picture of bovine: "Oh, this is the coupon to get a cow!" (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2793019840)
Birther slapdown: Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2771869454)
How did I miss "thank you all for coming on the shores"? Palin, copyedited. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2761260561)
OMFG, she went there! And our vets protect the rights of @AKGovSarahPalin to tweet
BS. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2751815411)
Good old @AKGovSarahPalin using war veterans as a shield against ethics complaints. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2748727239)
On bus. Little girl: "I know why it's called popcorn." brother: "because it's corn and it pops." little girl: "hey, I was gonna say that!" (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2748647525)
Um, @doctomdotcom, ya know schizophrenia and clinical depression ARE physical illnesses, AKA "unwanted happenings"... Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2747110429)
World's Oldest Man Dies at 113...World War 1 Veteran... Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2717693203)
And one for anyone who hates Sarah Palin: Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2712503897)
Sad to see Martha Egan is gone (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2710661043)
I think I'm just about ready to be done with Music Together... teacher had a CD marked "70s STEVIE / BREAD"... guess which she played? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2701714961)
Amazon Pulls Purchased E-Book Copies of 1984 and Animal Farm Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2700439329)
At the mini-dog race at Alameda County Fair, about to watch Sushi Kabuki, Kung-Fu Monkey and Ally McDougal. No political correctness here. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2696397956)
Goodbye Crocs and Deal or No Deal! 14 things the recession is helping to get rid of: Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2688689070)
Your worshippers await with bated breath, Mama Bear! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2688438206)
Sarah Palin defender... Battle of wits... Unarmed opponent... Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2678734856)
Could swear I just heard one woman say to another as they walked by me in the BART lot, "I'm not putting no naked mole-rat in my house!" (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2678518376)
Do mama bears know the meaning of the word "hubris"? Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2665253882)
OTOH, it's pretty cool BART is encouraging people to develop apps. (or did they just fire their IT dept?) Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2660793508)
Now I'm writing this standing on BART because I gave up my seat to a woman with a bandaged leg while 2 young men ignored "yield seat" signs. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2660770291)
This isn't public transportation... It's a pretentious surrealist movie. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2660681609)
Then on platform while waiting for BART train, crazy lady came up REEKING of perfume & said she recommended reading "Of Human Bondage." (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2660666007)
Just saw guy get chased into Powell BART station & arrested - looked like he ran from a shop. (Lady on train was reading "City of Thieves.") (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2660639896)
New childrens product idea: the Bleep and Drone Cuddle Bear. It would play Stereolab to lull your little one to sleep. (our kid'd buy it) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2647157694)
RT @ruchitgarg: Evolution of OS interface design Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2642885636)
Goodness. UK's NHS tells school children of their "right" to "an orgasm a day." Education IS better in UK Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2598822853)
Great if sobering bob herbert column -Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2591111543)
There is no such thing as the right number of M&M's. There is only Not Enough and Too Many (via @AdamSacks) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2578006646)
Fox News host - Americans not genetically "pure" as they marry "other species": Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2551841608)
How did I not hear about this? Biden is a moron! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2522305899)
Geico ad had bad cover of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me" in the background. MJ tie-in, much? Paranoia sells car insurance? (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2519007890)
Rest in piece, "Mrs. Slocum" and your pussy too. Link
/c/a/2009/07/05/BAKJ18IK6H.DTL (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2504468076)
Ok lady on MUNI in hot pink suit, do you REALLY need to use speakerphone when on cell? And cough without covering your mouth? Yucky! (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2499000928)
"Sole searching?" This is a really funny piece - on shoes - by @dwanabain. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2491732878)
Seriously, @AKGovSarahPalin can make 140 characters feel like 140,000,000. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2487481438)
I think @AKGovSarahPalin is right that sometimes quitting is the best way to serve. If only President Bush had followed her example. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2485657843)
I am more impressed than ever with Tina Fey. Surely this is a joke... Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2484470651)
Sarah Palin Threatens To Sue Entire Internet, Via Twitter Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2484443459)
Gotta get this! Muppet mashup! Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2479004444)
NEAT! Want to see this. [InBerkeley]: Brit theater beams into Berkeley. Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2473444417)
Guess I've been changing diapers too long. I misread this Coach display as saying "are you POOPY?" Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2473425040)
Memo to shops... It's ok, you can stop playing the nonstop Michael Jackson medleys now. At least leave out "Smooth Criminal". Kthxbye. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2470945677)
Toddler at grandparents; this was my opportunity to sleep in. Didn't last past 7:30. The kid has RUINED me. Hear that, kid? RUINED. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2469838702)
Am I the last person to hear that Sarah Palin quit her day job? Apparently. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/2461146837)






