RT @hotdogsladies Just once, I wish a candidate would enter the race for personal reasons then drop out because it's time for real change. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5304632386)
Tweets: October 2009 Archives
A reason to go to Stockton: Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5292432570)
The shorter "Nuture Shock": everything you've done with your kid up to now? PROBABLY WRONG. (seriously fascinating book though.) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5274297330)
"Cat puked on library books" sounds even lamer than "dog ate my homework." Grosser too, obviously. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5269647404)
I dont want ro know. And yet, i must. RT @ktvu - Police: Man Stuck Ferret Down Pants Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5260042206)
Kid turns to page with tie-dyed bedding. "this one is for grown-ups. You can have it." Did my daughter just call me a dirty old hippie? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5259973001)
Kid looking at Company Kids catalog: "I want this one." (points to pink item.) "and this one." (another pink item) "and this one." (guess.) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5259939954)
Oh my lord, Joe Lieberman is such a tool. An ass-canker, if you will. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5232510438)
Homeless lady yelling "SPARE CHANGE OR A SMILE!!!" in aggressive tones fails to yield either from me. I must be a heartless bitch. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5186959001)
In the Japanese Tea Garden, listening to the strains of "Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Again" drift over from elsewhere in GG Park. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5163299136)
Just passed a Hummer with an Obama sticker on it. My brain exploded from the incongruity. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5156499191)
Waiting for dinner from @jonsstreeteats - piedmont ave is hopping tonight! Lots of zombies. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5136391340)
Am APPALLED by American Girl catalog. $14... To pierce your doll's ears?!? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5085727380)
"Use the quintuple vowel to transcribe the utterances of small children: Daaaaaddy, I waaaant a Pooooony!" @FakeAPStylebook, how I love you (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5075105838)
"Your" and "you're" may be used interchangeably if you are an idiot. (this and much more valuable misinformation via @FakeAPStylebook) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5068938925)
Eeeeeeek! THE GLENN BECK DIAPER HALLOWEEN MASK. You're welcome. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5034259726)
I'm just not sure that you & I (hey, mind if I call you "Dress"?) are that kind of close. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5034191791)
Oh Dress Barn. Not sure how to feel about an email from you w/the subject line "Thinking of you during Breast Cancer Awareness Month." (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5034140738)
NPR is doing a story on Merge Records & played snippets of two of my fave bands, Spoon & Magnetic Fields. Cool! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5030267952)
Book price war: it's on, baby! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5018438476)
Yep, yep. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5018246936)
RT @michaelarick: Watching TV commercial for Bacon-Wrapped Whiskey Sirloin at the Longhorn Steakhouse. Angioplasty is extra. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5018185992)
"Phony Town" by Rogue Wave. #musicmonday FTW! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4997440808)
3-year-old playing in her bath just said, "You brought a dude today. Good job." No, I don't know what she means either. #weirdshitmykidsays (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4991411772)
Why is she trying to kill me? No other explanation possible. Waking up at 5 am two mornings in a row can't be an innocent act. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4991344167)
Reading "The Family". Even gladder now that HRC didn't get elected - her connection to them is creepy. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4974691103)
Just saw a ferris wheel on Treasure Island & sealions frolicking in the bay. Vallejo ferry is so cool. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4956181388)
Expect one of these days to hear her brightly declare "I did NOT break into the computer networks yesterday." (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4951977942)
When my kid says, "I DON'T need the potty!" out of the blue, it usually means the opposite. And immediately. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4951958313)
Just heard a mom say "Come here, Serenity!" to her daughter. Wonder if she ever finds herself yelling "Serenity NOW!!!"? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4951891562)
Wow, it's been 20 years since the Loma Prieta quake... doesn't seem that long. Things have changed - like I don't read Glamour Magazine now (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4936942166)
A decidedly ambiguous headline. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4929756467)
The light is just incredible in SF right now. So brilliant. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4929427222)
"Ghost" buildings in downtown SF thanks to morning fog... Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4919373351)
Student editors REALLY need to understand that in the age of the intertubes, holocaust "jokes" #FAIL. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4901995037)
In DMV HELL. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/4901748193)






