Food stamp use skyrocketing. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/6175066959)
Tweets: November 2009 Archives
Just gave the 3-year-old a piece of cheddar. She responded: "ooh la la, this is going to be grand!" (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/6090389548)
RT @warrenellis Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day (via @xenijardin) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/6089380254)
Am all for taking a moment to smell the roses/finish a conversation, but MUST one do it in the Trader Joe's parking lot Thanksgiving eve? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/6066934843)
"Reading this book is like walking through a snowbank. I am up to my icy loins in the whitest cliche." Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/6011887932)
Avoid using "decimate" as someone will pipe up about it meaning "remove 1/10th of," and those people are dicks. (via @FakeAPStylebook) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/6009617491)
It's almost 2010. Why are hosted web services still coding like it's 1999? So frustrating. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5985470200)
I guess it's no accident Orwell was British. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5947214491)
RT @GlennF: An anagram of GOING ROGUE is I OGRE GONG U. She's secretly a hideous flesh-eating monster out to gong us all. (via @xenijardin) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5922332726)
These people are sick f***s. Hey, bible-thumpers, what's your version of 72 virgins? Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5922294085)
"HarperCollins said... [Palin's] book sold 300,000 copies its first day, among the best openings ever for a nonfiction book." NONFICTION!? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5911534493)
RT @misconstrue - Borders sent me offer of 40% off Palin's book. Emailed back w/ counteroffer of 140% off list price. Haven't heard back (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5891120732)
RT @GuyKawasaki: Oopsie! Texas bans all marriages Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5890835181)
Also, dear Borders, I dunno, maybe start customizing emails to readers' interests? The technology exists, yo. Sincerely, an Amazon customer (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5890690998)
Dear Borders: I know you have the new Sarah Palin poopdroppings for 40% off. This is the 3rd email about it. I DON'T WANT IT. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5890621468)
RT @anildash: Wait a minute: Oprah spent *one hour* with Sarah Palin and now she's quitting her job, too? (via @xenijardin) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5878351389)
Mimi just made us turn off "Wallace & Grommet" because "it's too scary". Granted it's "The Wrong Trousers" but still, stab me in the heart! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5876027684)
RT @FakeAPStylebook: In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5872222322)
Dear New Yorker magazine: please make an iPhone app that looks like Mcsweeney's. The digital NY doesnt work. Kthxbai. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5872191356)
Why I love Bookshop Santa Cruz... Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5870054907)
How to have a tasty vegetarian Thankgiving Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5869983480)
Is it bad that I want to send the AFA a big old "Happy Festivus" card with a naked guy on the front? Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5845622712)
This is why Sarah Palin scares the crap out of most Jewish people: Link
via @attackerman (via @AdamSerwer) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5831490408)
Yikes! RT @davewiner - Chance of Great Depression Now 5%. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5827888601)
Jamison Foser: Newsweek 's non-explanation explanation of Palin cover choice. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5820168995)
"Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F!" (via @Tertia) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5797339643)
That sucks! Berkeley is trying to shut down the @cupkates truck. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5788241092)
At this very moment, the temperature in Oakland is identical to that of Boston. How often does that happen in November? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5788188010)
Chairs.....in.....SPAAAACE!!! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5767573512)
Heh, Lieberman helped the Dems. How? Told Palin: "Be yourself. Don't let them tell you what to say and how to think." Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5767282213)
Reading tiny Disney board books to kid. First sentence of "Pocahontas": "Pocahontas was a Native American. She loved nature." SHOOT ME NOW. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5752212670)
Housecake #princemenu ok I promise to stop now. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5749446193)
Ragu R In Love #princemenu (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5749427558)
(Pate Like Its) 1999 #princemenu (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5749359902)
Bread #princemenu (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5749347795)
Marinara Don't Matter 2 Night #princemenu (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5749336499)
Kid ended up with a paper unibrow stuck to his forehead. His political career is over before he knows it. Those photos WILL be on the 'net. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5746873618)
Also: boy appears to have distractingly double-jointed elbows. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5746607703)
At magic show. As assistant, magician picked a boy sporting a mullet in a tshirt that says "Girls rule the world / boys just live here." (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5746561935)
Ooo! RT @SadieDeysCafe - Its official: "Date Night Drop Off" starts Friday December 4th and will be hosted by Dance Out Loud at SadieDey's. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5743105691)
Just used the Magic Bullet to make a smoothie. It actually was as easy as the marketing copy breathlessly claimed. Who knew? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5740094754)
I doubt you'll be seeing these in Victoria's Secret. (ESPN store, maybe?) Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5738357527)
Confounded $@$&!? A/V setup. First we had a picture but no sound; now we have sound with no picture. Technology! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5703123281)
RT @blurb - When you are a parent, the concept of "weekend" just means "not sleeping in" and probably "waking up even earlier than normal." (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5700749243)
In re the matter of Palin vs. Reality... Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5699537136)
A.P.: "Sarah Palin's new book reprises familiar claims from the 2008 presidential campaign that haven't become any truer over time." Ouch. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5699409093)
Holy hell that was scary. Car ahead of us in the Maze was going too fast, slammed on its brakes and ended up spinning 180 degrees. Eek! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5698757510)
Exhibit A on the self-esteem craze run amok: Sarah Palin. Whooda thunk it? Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5685367277)
Abortions and the high cost of Viagra: a modest money-saving proposal. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5653606997)
So sad. Abortion rights are needed! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5642185068)
Am starting to think that this Hasan chappie made a mistake. Had he merely shot up a room of abortion docs, the Right would fête him. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5590143248)
RT @SamSeder - Phew. As long as only rich people can get abortions Stupak and 63 other Dems can feel morally superior. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5525777987)
RT @AdamSerwer - Please America, remember what kind of country you are right now. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5463836189)
RT @HunterDK - Poll: nearly half of Americans unlikely to get vaccinated for H1N1. In related news, stay away from me. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5463374945)
RT @@AdamSacks - Hey, did you hear? The Yankees won the who cares. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5450872235)
Trying not to freak out at the news that an employee in the Texas office of my husband's work just lost his 4-year-old to H1N1. Failing. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5414022446)
NOOOOOOO!!! "New! Miraculous Push-Up adds 2 cup sizes..." says Victoria's Secret in an email to me. VS, that's the LAST thing I want! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5404582463)
Wow... dramatic story of a diabetic girl saved by insulin in the 1920s. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5396243080)
Not only have I been up since before 5 am, but I have "Boom Boom Pow" stuck in my head.
Someone will PAY. #musicmonday (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5364754000)
RT @dooce: I think I can safely speak for all parents of small children: SCREW YOU, TIME CHANGE. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5363458050)
Oh Billy Corgan. Not only is your music annoying, but you're still just an ignorant rat in a cage. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/5363444172)
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