"He kept saying 'Are you ready for me to nail you again?' He's such a f--king romantic!" Thanks for sharing, random lady on your cellphone. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/15136964228)
Tweets: May 2010 Archives
Confidential to the small child: GOOOO TOOOO SLEEEP NOOOOW! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/15014658114)
Dinosaurtastic! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14997786475)
Warning: I AM CRANKY!!! There, that didn't require 140 characters, did it? (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14795177178)
Make BP pay! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14787182178)
Book Corner at Penn Station is one awesome little bookstore. Had to physically restrain myself from buying something. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14447044065)
Child just snapped, "no! DON'T DO PLANS!" wise words indeed. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14130776094)
All those zombies, not hiding their faces Madison Square Park. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14110909226)
Husband enquired. "We also have McCain, Palin, and "Tiger Woods". So if you buy them, you may not get lucky, but you WILL get screwed. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14052046109)
A woman is walking around Battery Park with a sign advertising "ObamaCondoms.com". (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14051968573)
I fell in love with these Stella McCartney shorts for kids. Sadly, the kid did not. Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/14046345880)
Tell the Senate: Don't vote for climate bill that rolls back #CleanAirAct & increases offshore drilling! Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13926535561)
Ok mr grumpy guy shoving your way past the shoppers in Trader Joes. If you don't like crowds of shopping moms, avoid TJs at 6pm Mondays! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13759694904)
Now have "Skyrockets in flight (afternoon delight)" stuck in my head. Thanks, @kalx! (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13750489097)
They are playing Spoon in Old Navy. Either ON has gotten cooler or the oldfogeypocalypse is upon me. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13688797083)
Small child tells me she had a nightmare about a bear eating her up and then asks "did you have a nightmare that you ran out of coffee?" (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13620139999)
The small child keeps referring to "nightmare" as "marenight." Cannot bring myself to correct her. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13614324497)
Man at lunch: "I am attracted to women who are very spiritual, but they tend not to be available because they are doing their own thing." (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13567295253)
Goldfrapp's latest album may be 80s retread, but it's awesome 80s retread. Like the soundtrack to the best John Hughes film ever. (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13524865807)
Hey @pixelmags... If you could get IDEAT magazine to sign up with you I'd love you forever (Link (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13287818856)
Something pithy and clever in 140 characters or less. (too tired to actually tweet anything, so going all meta.) (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13282306931)
Between the oil spill in the Gulf, the water mess in Mass., and the car bomb in Times Square, am feeling a tiny bit like world is ending... (http://twitter.com/kath2cats/statuses/13255958547)
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